I’ve always known I was a bad blogger. But there’s no time to apologize now because I have a complaint that needs to be made! A complaint that cannot be made to people I know because most of them don’t know what I’m talking about which completely defeats the purpose of complaining.
My complaint is this: Helen Fielding wrote a new Bridget Jones’s book and she killed off Mark Darcy.
Yes! I know there are people out there reading this who are also in shock/rage/weeping right now.
I was so, so, so, so excited when I heard Fielding was writing a new Jones book (it is called Mad About the Boy, if there is anyone not too distraught by my semi-spoiler to read it) and when I finally passed by it in Chapters after it came out, I debated and debated buying it or finding it at the library (I had already used all my book budget the week before on Steve Martin’s An Object of Beauty and Louise Rennison’s The Taming of the Tights; both which were lovely and I do recommend) when I more thoroughly read the inside sleeve and saw a sentence about Bridget’s “boy-toy” that was not Mark Darcy.
Needless to say I bought the book right then and there. I was horrified that they were divorced but at least, AT LEAST they had a chance of getting back together.
But no, at the end of the prologue, you find out Bridget is actually a widow.
No Mark Darcy.
No hope of reuniting.
No happily ever after. This is exactly why I don’t read books about “what happens” after Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy get married: because I don’t want people insinuating they don’t work out. I am thoroughly satisfied with happily ever afters. So there.
Now I am stuck by a reading block with Mad About the Boy and I am a little bit scared to make it to the end. So instead I’ve been watching copious amounts of QI (see video below for the episode I am watching RIGHT NOW), Dr. Who and Downton Abbey when I’m feeling particularly snobby.
On a more knitterly note, I seem to be having some bad luck with hats lately. I’ve already tried knitting two different hats for my bff for Christmas and EACH ONE has been TOO SMALL! It’s horrible. My gauge is fine, my yarn is the right weight…..apparently hats don’t want to be on my bestie’s head. So now I’m going to try and rework one to make it longer (the circumference is correct, it’s just the length. Boourns).
But in good news! Is that I finally finished my Beatnik sweater! Yay! Go team Toria! Guess who’s going to be showing this off while she’s home in a couple weeks! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Also today is the 1 month mark until I become a Mrs.! Oh man, oh man!
Ta darlings.